The Affairs Guide to the Budget


  • George Osborne’s budget is likely to lead to an increase in adulterers in the UK
  • This is as a result of the extra time and ease of travel brought about by a longer school day and investment in new transportation links
  • This is predicted by, the UK’s leading dating website for married people

Every politician, economic analyst and British citizen up and down the country is beginning to analyse and dissect George Osborne’s latest budget. But while they worry about the potential economic implications, very few, if any, are focusing on the impact that it’ll have on the adulterous behaviour on the average British citizen., the UK’s leading dating website for married people, predicts that Mr. Osborne’s latest budget will only seek to increase the number of affairs, and affair-seekers, across the country in the years to come.

Spokesperson for, Christian Grant, explains: “When it comes to an affair, nothing beats convenience, and the new budget offers just that. Let’s start with the obvious – longer school days. It’s an adulterer’s dream.

It can sometimes be difficult to squeeze in a long-term affair with the already hectic responsibilities one has at home, so an extra hour, or more, of not having to worry about picking up the kids from school is an extra hour browsing sites like, or an extra hour to play away from home, so to speak.

When you begin to factor in the extra funding that is to be provided for after-school activities, you’re simply adding to the free time that an affair-seeking parent has to sneak out for a secret tryst.

And speaking of time, travelling across the country is about to become much quicker. With rail lines such as Crossrail 2 in London and HS3 between Leeds and Manchester being greenlit, along with a cut in the tolls on the River Severn crossings, freedom of movement is becoming quicker, easier and cheaper. It’s the perfect opportunity for affair-seekers to broaden their horizons and search a little further afield, with their partner none the wiser.

Needless to say, should the Chancellor of the Exchequer grow the economy as he forecasts, it’s all the more money in people’s pockets. More money to travel, more money to spend on their secret lover.”

NOTES TO EDITOR is the UK’s leading and longest running dating site for married people. With over 1,000,000 members across the UK, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2003, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 10 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

For comments, case-studies or more information, contact Christian Grant:

Office: 020 7729 6098
Twitter: @cheatsafer

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