To Acquire Private Island for Adulterers


For any couple, finding the perfect romantic getaway can be hard. For adulterers, it’s even harder. That’s why, the UK’s leading dating website for married people, are in advanced negotiations to acquire their very own island, which will provide the perfect location for a quick getaway for affair-seekers.

The island, currently dubbed as Illicit Retreat, is situated about 100 miles from Portsmouth, and will be equipped with private apartments, containing all the basics and amenities that one would expect, including a dining room, bedrooms, cooking facilities and a jacuzzi.

Needless to say, the island also sports various natural attractions, including several beaches. also plan to provide transportation by helicopter to ensure that their members won’t get caught on public transport or add a suspiciously large amount of mileage on their cars.’s spokesperson, Christian Grant, says: “You don’t need a passport to travel – you’re avoiding public transport entirely, in fact – and without the need for a car, your tracks are completely covered. All you need to do is sneak out for a ‘business trip’ and the rest is taken care of for you.”

That’s not all, as the site have also drafted up a non-disclosure agreement that every visitor to the island must sign, ensuring that no one is at risk of being outed.

“What happens on the island stays on the island,” says Grant.

“If only we’d thought of this before, we could have saved the likes of Vernon Kay and Jeremy McConnell, to name just a couple, quite a bit of hassle.

It would be quite apt if we could get the likes of Gordon Ramsey to cook for our members, but admittedly that’s probably a bridge too far,” Grant joked.

Illicit Retreat is currently scheduled for an official opening sometime in 2017, but you can now begin to officially register your interest

NOTES TO EDITOR is the UK’s leading and longest running dating site for married people. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 10 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

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