The top 12 Sexy Christmas Positions 


• The public have voted on which Christmas Sex Position of 2019 they enjoy the most
• Dirty Santa favourite festive position, with the Lazy Snowman close second
• Mistletoe Madness and the Sleigh Ride tie as least favourite positions
• Survey conducted by the UK’s leading extra-marital dating site
It’s the season to be merry, and ho-ho merry we will be. For a bit of festive fun, the leading married dating site in the UK, created 12 Christmas inspired sex positions and 600 of its members voted on the ones they liked the most.
The results found the Dirty Santa to be the favourite with 16% of the vote, closely followed by the Lazy Snowman (15%).
In bottom place comes the Mistletoe Madness and the Sleigh Ride both with only 3% loving this position.
Results in order of preference
The Dirty Santa
The dirty Santa involves your lover perched on a chair and you sitting atop his lap with your back facing towards him. This position allows for a lot of intimate interaction, your partner can kiss the nape of your neck and touch you all over while you make love, you can even guide his hands to where you’d like them – this is a great position to explore your dominant side.
The Lazy Snowman
Here you want to lie on your side with your partner spooning you from behind and allow yourself to really slow down the pace. We all know there is much fun and frolics during the winter season, and this position is perfect for those lazy mornings after the night before.
The Fetish Fir Tree
You want to begin in the classic missionary position, and then lift your legs above your head and over your lover’s shoulders reaching up to the sky like a Christmas tree. Again, this position gives you the benefit of deeper penetration and thus contributing to heightened sexual satisfaction.
The Tinsel Tease
Who says tinsel can’t be practical as well as pretty? Enjoy some festive fornication with tinsel as rope for some bondage fun! What you want to do is have you or your partner lie starfish on the bed and tie your wrists and ankles to the headboard – once strapped in prepare for some titillating fun as one of you submits and lets your partner control all the pleasure.
Rudolph the Red Nose Bad Deer
This position is a spin off the traditional doggy-style where you kneel on the ground on all fours and your partner enters you from behind. This position gives your partner the perfect angle to really stimulate your erogenous zone.
The Jingle Balls
Straddle him while in the cowgirl position, and very slowly lean back, using one of your hands you are then able to give some attention to the jingle balls. The reason it’s best to do this slowly is because the movement creates more depth for penetration maximising the pleasure for both parties involved.
The Elf on the Shelf
In order to make this position work you will need a counter or a hard surface to use as a prop. You perch yourself onto of the surface (things like kitchen cabinets and tabletops work especially great here!)and  facing each other have your partner enter you while standing up.
Naughty Mrs. Claus
Have your partner sit crossed-legged propping himself up with his hands behind his back, straddle him on your knees and use a rocking back and forth motion – this position relinquishes all control from your lover and puts the power into your hands.
The Surprise Present
The surprise present requires an element of – you guessed it, surprise! With your partner blinded folded sitting upright, straddle him and give him the, eherm, ride of his life. You can create a sense of anticipation by using objects such as feathers to stroke him with before intercourse in order to give him lots of different sensations – you’d be surprise how much more sensitive everything is with a blindfold on.
The Bouncing Bauble
This position involves a slightly unexpected prop – you guessed it yet? No, I didn’t think so. What you want to do is dig out that exercise ball from 1996 that’s never really seen that much activity and incorporate it into a sexercise routine. Lie down on the exercise ball front facing and embrace it with your arms and legs, having your partner enter from behind while standing. This position really helps stimulate the g-spot and can make for an intense orgasm.
Mistletoe Madness
This position does require a little more effort than some of the others in the top twelve and may not work for every couple. In order to give it a shot, you want to stand facing your partner and have him lift you up and then wrap your legs around his waist, he will then have to support you using the strength in his arms to control the motions. This position is up close and personal giving the couple an opportunity to kiss often – mistletoe optional.
The Sleigh Ride 
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you! In this position you want to lie on your front on the bed half on half off with your partner entering you from behind while holding onto your waist. This position is great if you’re staying over at the in-laws for Xmas as it’s the most likely to silence any awkward creaky bed noises and puts you at ease that your love making is well and truly discrete.
Full Results Below
The Dirty Santa 16%
The Lazy Snowman 15%
The Fetish Fir Tree 12%
The Tinsel Tease 10%
Rudolph the Red Nose Bad Tree 9%
The Jingle Balls 8%
The Elf on the Shelf 7%
Naughty Mrs. Clause 6%
The Surprise Present 6%
The Bouncing Bauble 5%
Mistletoe Madness 3%
The Sleigh Ride 3%

NOTES TO EDITOR is the UK’s leading dating website for married people and the leading authority on infidelity. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

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