Meat Eaters are Selfish Lovers, whilst Vegans have the most Sex!

* Meat-eaters have the least amount of sex and are selfish in bed

* Vegans get down and dirty way more than meat-eaters, pescatarians, or vegetarians, not only that – they’re the most satisfied in their sex lives!

* Study conducted by the UK’s leading dating site for married people the UK’s leading dating site for married people polled 1200 members (married in the last five years) split equally by meat-eaters, pescatarians, vegans and vegetarians on their bedroom antics to ascertain whether there is a correlation between the things that we eat and the sex that we have. 

The study found that meat-eaters have the least amount of sex compared to their fish and veggie-eating counterparts, with the majority of meat-eaters (51%) getting down and dirty only 1-2 times a week. Famous meat-eaters include Rihanna, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey.

The majority of pescatarians (39%) and vegetarians (43%) tied on how often they enjoy the act of love, with the bulk of each attesting to having sex 3-4 times a week.

Vegans are the raunchiest lot with a whopping 36% claiming they have sex 5-6 times a week. Famous vegans include Ariana Grande, Brad Pitt, Russel Brand and Miley Cyrus. 

A gleeful 81% of vegans reported that they are very satisfied in their sex lives, compared to a miserable 57% of meat-eaters. 

Vegetarians were pretty happy too with 77% saying they are very satisfied with their sex lives. 

Pescatarians were somewhere in between meat-eaters and vegans with an honorable 68% very satisfied.

Vegans (63%), vegetarians (55%) and pescatarians (51%) claim they are givers in bed rather than takers, only 41% of meat-eaters describe themselves as givers – suggesting that meat-eaters are selfish in bed.

The respondents were also asked how adventurous they thought they were in sack on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being vanilla and not wanting to try out new things in bed and 10 being extremely adventurous, open to new experiences and kink! 

Vegetarians are by far the most adventurous scoring on average 8 out of 10 on the kink-o-metre. Joint second are pescatarians and vegans scoring a 6 on average. Lastly are the meat-eaters, who only saw themselves as medium kinky with 5 on average for bedroom adventurousness.

Katie, 50, Devon said “If you eat crap you’re going to have rotten sex, really. You are what you eat and ain’t nobody is interested in sleeping with someone who lives off quarter pounders and sausage rolls!”

Georgette, 31, London said “I didn’t have a very high sex drive when I still ate meat. I quit 2 years ago and not only do I want to have sex more but I actually enjoy it better. I don’t feel so heavy, I like my body and I have tons more energy.’ 

Jessica Leoni, sex and relationships expert at said “Plant-based eaters might scorn one sausage over another, wink wink, but they do indeed make the best lovers and have the most sex!

Our relationship with food has been pivotal to our sex lives since the dawn of time. Food affects our libido, stamina and perhaps even what type of hanky panky we choose to have. 

We’ve all been there – out with our partner enjoying a mixed grill platter, wagyu beef, mutton chops, you name it. You get home and you’re getting hot and sweaty for all the wrong reasons. Sex is the last thing on anybody’s mind. Probably why meat-eaters are selfish in bed – the food coma means all their capable of is receiving pleasure rather than giving it!”

NOTES TO EDITOR is the UK’s leading dating website for married people and the leading authority on infidelity. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 12 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

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