- Stoke goalkeeper Jack Butland has been voted England’s sexiest footballer, closely followed by Liverpool’s Adam Lallana and Jordan Henderson
- On the other hand, Wayne Rooney was the least sexiest footballer, receiving just 0.3% of the vote, and the ‘I Don’t Care How Rich You Are, It’s Still A No’ award
- James Milner won the Gazza’s Tears Award for the footballer most likely to cry after sex
- 21-year-old John Stones won the You Know You Shouldn’t, But You Probably Would award
- Chris Smalling won the Least Likely to Last the 90 Minutes award
England’s lions are raring to
disappoint go in this summer’s European Championships, and while sports journalists up and down the country are ready to analyse, criticise and eulogise their performances, there are more important questions that are yet to be answered: who is England’s sexiest footballer?
IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating website for married people, surveyed almost 2,000 of their female members, who voted Stoke goalkeeper Jack Butland as England’s sexiest footballer with 13% of the vote.
He was closely followed by Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Eric Dier (11%), Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana (10%), and his fellow teammate and Liverpool captain, Jordan Henderson (8%).
But while it was relatively good news for England’s midfield, their strikers, who are used to scoring on the pitch, have had their ability to do the same off of it seriously questioned, with Golden Boot winner Harry Kane, Premier League winner Jamie Vardy and England captain Wayne Rooney occupying three of the bottom five positions, with 1.3%, 0.8% and 0.3% of the vote respectively.
While many are hopeful that this could finally be England’s year on the pitch, the general consensus was that this year’s crop was relatively underwhelming compared to years gone by, when it comes to sex appeal that is.
IllicitEncounters.com’s spokesperson, Christian Grant, explains:
“No Becks, no Gerrard, no Ashley Cole – there are many fan favourites who won’t be pulling on that England top again, and their replacements, although talented, have left a lot to be desired.”
There were several special awards given, too.
Wayne Rooney won the not so coveted ‘I Don’t Care How Rich You Are, It’s Still A No’ award, finishing rock bottom (although, in truth, it’s an award that could be shared by many).
Given the relatively young average age of this England squad, the special You Know you Shouldn’t, but you Probably Would award was handed to Everton defender John Stones (21), who edged out the PFA Young Player of the Year, Dele Alli (20), and fellow Everton midfielder, Ross Barkley (22).
The Least Likely to Last the 90 Minutes award was given to Manchester United defender Chris Smalling for, er, yeah, while Liverpool midfielder James Milner won the Gazza’s Tears award for the player most likely to cry after sex.
And, while technically retired from international duty, John Terry won the Lifetime Achievement award due to his track record of playing away.
The overall sexiest England XI (4231 formation) is as follows:
Jack Butland – 13% of the vote – 1st place overall
Kyle Walker – 2.5% – 9th
John Stones – 4% – 6th
Gary Cahill – 1.9% – 10th
Ryan Bertrand – 1.1% – 11th
Eric Dier – 11% – 2nd
Jordan Henderson – 8% – 4th
Adam Lallana – 10% – 3rd
Dele Alli – 3.4% – 7th
Ross Barkley – 2.8% – 8th
Andy Carroll – 6.5% – 5th
NOTES TO EDITOR
IllicitEncounters.com is the UK’s leading and longest running dating site for married people. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.
Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 10 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.
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