Forget the R rate it’s all about the A rate

* The A rate, or Adultery rate, has been on a steady increase, as extramarital dating site predicts affair explosion!

* 26% increase of adulterers seeking affairs in the first 2 weeks of March alone

* The A rate has spiked since the over 50’s have already been vaccinated

* 84% of vaccinated love rats have broken lockdown restrictions to have sex 

* 88% of marriages are in peril as a result of lockdown

* Study conducted by IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating website for married people

There’s a new epidemic taking the country by storm. The Adultery rate, or the A rate, has been on a steady increase since January as the R rate has been going down. 

IllicitEncounters.com the UK’s leading dating site for married people, has had a 26% increase in registrations in the first 2 weeks of March alone. 
 

With case numbers at an all-time low compared to the start of the year, more and more married people are choosing now to cheat on their partners. With numbers of adulterers increasing at the same rate as vaccinations. Naturally as more people get vaccinated the figure is bound to go up. As the R rate continues to go down, we’re seeing a massive extramarital explosion of case numbers – when it comes to adultery.
 

Inoculation significantly increases a person’s likelihood of breaking lockdown restrictions for sex. Out of a sample of 1000 members that have already received their first or second dose of the vaccine, 84% of these have admitted to breaking lockdown restrictions to have an affair. Spouses have become fed up with their partners, and are looking to escape dull or unsatisfying marriages. No doubt the pandemic has had an impact on relationships.
 

Of a further sample of 1000 members who are yet to receive the covid-19 vaccine, 35% have broken lockdown restrictions to have an affair.
 

19% said they have wanted to but haven’t had the chance, while the remaining 46% said they plan to break lockdown to cheat as soon as they have been vaccinated. 
 

Collectively, the sample of 2000 were asked whether covid restrictions have had a negative impact on their marriages, with 88% agreeing that the lockdown has put their marriage in peril. Relationships have taken a beating, couples have had enough of each other, if there were cracks already, it can be safe to assume they are craters now.

Samantha, a member using the site said “I had my first dose of the vaccine in February, so has my husband, and as far as we’re concerned that’s us safe. Our elderly parents have all been vaccinated too – so we have no qualms about spreading the virus if we’re only seeing family who can’t get sick.

Most of the men I’m speaking to have already been vaccinated. There is no harm in meeting up for some no strings attached fun. If it’s only us that exist in this vaccinated bubble then there’s no way anyone can get seriously ill – isn’t that the point?’

Jessica Leoni, sex and relationships expert at IllicitEncounters.com said, ‘People cheat because of marital issues, stress, financial burdens, lack of intimacy, the list goes on. What we have found as a result of the pandemic is couples have suffered more than normal, it’s been a stressful year. Anything from not being able to socialise, dealing with loss of earnings, down to entertaining and home-schooling kids – things couples did not contend with pre-covid. I predict a massive explosion of affairs coming out of this.

Lacking touch and affection is enough to send anyone insane, but that on top of social isolation? No wonder people are jumping at the chance to be intimate after having their vaccine. Forget about the R rate, people should be worried about the A rate and what that means for the married population.’

NOTES TO EDITOR
IllicitEncounters.com is the UK’s leading dating website for married people and the leading authority on infidelity. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 12 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

Check out what our users are saying to each other in our live Lockdown Forum: www.illicitencounters.com/lockdown/pr
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We’re always more than happy to talk about IllicitEncounters.com – please contact Christian Grant through the details below – but we’re not willing to speak publicly about SaraHartley.net at this moment in time.

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The Verdict is Out: You CAN Laugh Someone into Bed

* 5 out of 6 women agree that a sense of humour is vital when choosing a lover 

* Men aren’t fussed if a woman is funny, but want women to laugh at their jokes!

* 9 out of 10 women would sleep with someone they found physically attractive, if they could make them laugh

* More than a quarter of women would go home with a man they didn’t even fancy, as long as they were funny

*Study conducted by IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating site for married people

The abbreviation LMPO, or laughing my pants off, should be taken more literally than previously considered. Turns out you can laugh someone into bed, actually!

IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating site for married people, surveyed 600 women and 600 men to find out about what they think when it comes to attraction and humour.

91% of women agree that if they find you physically attractive, if you could make them laugh, they’d go home with you. 

A further 26% said they would sleep with a man who made them laugh, even if they were not that physically attracted to them.

84% of women agree a sense of humour plays a crucial part in choosing a lover.

On the flipside, men aren’t really that bothered about women making jokes – with less than half (48%) stating a woman that’s funny is important to them when looking for a lover.

Having said that, 70% of men agree that they find a woman more attractive if she laughs at their jokes, suggesting that men prefer to have an audience rather than being on the receiving end of a gag. 

The female respondents were also asked to rank certain qualities in order of importance when looking for a lover, ‘good looks’ came on top, followed by ‘sense of humour’ and ‘confidence’.

Surprisingly ‘intelligence’ didn’t score very high, coming in at fourth place. Perhaps, reason being, if somebody is funny they are already presumed to be more intelligent. Researchers in Austria previously uncovered that the funnier you are the higher your IQ is compared to less comical people, particularly if the humor is dark*, stating that ‘Humour processing is a complex information processing task that is dependent on cognitive and emotional aspects…’ Evidently wit and intellect go hand in hand.

Turns out money doesn’t talk, as women voted ‘wealth’ as the least important quality when looking for a lover.

Jessica Leoni, sex and relationship expert at IllicitEncounters.com, said “All jokes aside, laughter naturally creates chemistry with the opposite sex. There’s nothing like a rush of endorphins and oxytocin, rewarding the brain and making you feel more connected to somebody. After all, isn’t it a connection that we crave? Making us feel more bonded to someone, and thus more attracted to them.

It’s no surprise that men prefer to take on the role of a jester, rather than an audience. Good news for women though – just act like a giggling cackle of hyenas and you’re bound to snatch your man-prey!”

Ranked in order of importance for women

Good looks 

Sense of humour 

Confidence

Intelligence  

Wealth 

* ‘Cognitive and emotional demands of black humour processing: the role of intelligence, aggressiveness and mood’, 18 January 2017

NOTES TO EDITOR
IllicitEncounters.com is the UK’s leading dating website for married people and the leading authority on infidelity. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 12 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

Check out what our users are saying to each other in our live Lockdown Forum: www.illicitencounters.com/lockdown/pr
Username: pr
Password: openthel0ck4me

We’re always more than happy to talk about IllicitEncounters.com – please contact Christian Grant through the details below – but we’re not willing to speak publicly about SaraHartley.net at this moment in time.

Email: presspr@illicitencounters.co.uk

Mobile: 07824 353986

Twitter: @cheatsafer